May 2013
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esexist:
there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
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A little update...
I know I haven’t been on much lately. I’ve suddenly developed some sort of a life. It’s really strange. I’ve made a few friends and guess what? This girl, yeah me, right here, has a boyfriend. It’s nothing short of a miracle. And no, not the same guy from before, a different one. And, if I do say, a much better one. :)
So basically what I’m saying is that I...
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holyschm1tt:
i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
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anerdthatlovesdrumcorps:
what if instead of saying shut up we just yelled decrescendo at people
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henryviiisensuite:
and here we have the differences between women’s and boy’s/men’s tshirts
involvingmeinvolvingyou:
If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
gingerhaze:
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hotglueknight:
walrusdakid:
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starllex:
when someone points out something you’re sensitive about and you have to pretend like you don’t care
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Wanna know something I learnt?
nominominus:
psychcat:
winterkisseswhenyourlipswereblue:
In WWII the phrase “Vatican Cameos” was used when a person who was not in the British army came before the general, or other high up ranks, as a signal to the other officers that the person was armed.
So when Sherlock says “Vatican Cameos” to warn John that the safe has a gun in it, it’s not something that they’ve set up as a code...
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no spoilers, but wow, Matt Smith is a fanfuckingtastic actor.
misha-collins-theoverlord:
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misha-collins-theoverlord:
I see a little silhouetto of a man
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grrrlfever:
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
is this 394 cause “turn to page 394”
it is isn’t it, you witty fuck
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i was going to go to bed, but i think i’ll make a quesadilla instead
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itllbeliketowniecamp:
my songs know what you
in the dark
jaredthegiantmoose:
i think we all best start preparing now for the season 8 carry on my wayward son montage
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