Take My Hand and Basically, Run

esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

I know I haven’t been on much lately. I’ve suddenly developed some sort of a life. It’s really strange. I’ve made a few friends and guess what? This girl, yeah me, right here, has a boyfriend. It’s nothing short of a miracle. And no, not the same guy from before, a different one. And, if I do say, a much better one. :)

So basically what I’m saying is that I might be spending more time in the real world for awhile. And for the first time ever, I’m really excited about it.

You know that thing people say about being happy with yourself and by yourself and then a romance will just happen? That’s surprisingly true.

holyschm1tt:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

anerdthatlovesdrumcorps:

what if instead of saying shut up we just yelled decrescendo at people

stereobone:

henryviiisensuite:

and here we have the differences between women’s and boy’s/men’s tshirts

(Source: kinghenryv)

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car 

(Source: venomoth-balls)

gingerhaze: